Friday, September 29, 2006

Leaving for Atlantic City in like, an hour and a half my first live game in an actual casino setting. I'm pumped up, will let you know what went down afterwards. Getting back on sunday hopefully in time for the majors.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

BACK ON STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I did a $999 on party for $999 on pstars transfer with sammy and i'm FINALLY back on stars. Happy 18th birthday me, it's been a long ass wait, but i'm finally back home :-D I'm so pumped up I registered for a 2 am 11 dollar PL Omaha tourney lollerskates. So after I win that I'm going to give a speech in comp class, go to hooters, get a new cell phone signing my own plan, come on and fucking PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! WE ARE PENN STATE!!!

http://www.pokerownage.com
BACK ON STARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! I did a $999 on party for $999 on pstars transfer with sammy and i'm FINALLY back on stars. Happy 18th birthday me, it's been a long ass wait, but i'm finally back home :-D I'm so pumped up I registered for a 2 am 11 dollar PL Omaha tourney lollerskates. So after I win that I'm going to give a speech in comp class, go to hooters, get a new cell phone signing my own plan, come on and fucking PARTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!! WE ARE PENN STATE!!!

http://www.pokerownage.com

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

i hurt myself today
to see if i still feel
i focused on the pain
the only thing that's real
the needle tears a hole
the old familar stain
try to kill it all away
but i rmemeber everything
what have i become?
my sweetest friend
everyone i know
goes away
in the end
and you could have it all
my empire of DIIIIIIRTTTTT
i will let you down
i will make you hurt

In other words I didn't play any poker today, and should've worked on a speech i have to give wednesday, but isntead I went to dinner with some chicks. I got my preferences straight I know.
[Fonkey123] 1:42 am: ...

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Had a pretty good run in the Montly Monster Million got 635th for $500, and more importantly a freeroll into the Monster Grand Finale where 1st place will be like 3.5 million. I also played the sunday million on PP for $215, nothing too exciting happened. Pushed from A8dd from SB bb insta calls with K7ss I hold to double up to 5k chips. Blinds wore me down to 3600 then I stop and go with Q7dd on T 5d 6d flop he obv calls with KQ gg me.

+285 on the day

Goal at $8,966 with 84 days to go. ALMOST BACK ON PACE!!! WOOT!

Saturday, September 23, 2006


FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Chopped up a $44 MTT 3-Way leaving me with $2,430 and oficially 3rd place. I'm VERY glad I have some confidence leading into the 1,000,000 Dollar Monster Freeroll Tomorrow, and the Sunday Million $215 Guaranteed where 1st will be ~$150,000 for each. But I'm just so pumped I finally got back on track with my goal. I won one race on the FT bubble to knock out the guy in 11th, and then I won an important race with AJ against 33 when there was 4 left to knock him out. After that we chopped it up the hand after.

+$2,244 on the day.



Goal at $9,251 FINALLLLLLLYYYYYYYY under 10k with 85 days to go :) I'm in a fairly good mood.

Tomorrow's schedule wake up around ~11 AM go to the commons to eat, and hopefully go deep in the freeroll that starts at 12:30PM and then the sunday million starting at 4:30 PM.
+18 yesterday final 2 tabled 3 tourneys *sigh*, today I just played a 22 40k guar. my 77 ran into KK in a LP all in steal, in 33 i check/raised all in with 2 overcard+ flush draw and missed everything, and I'm still going albeit under average stack in 109 2k added. After that I'm done and just ready to play PP Million Dollar Monster Freeroll tomorrow. Then Sunday I'll be playing sunday million... also for some reason lately I've been listening to a lot of older music while playing; such as my new favorite song The Eagles "Hotel California", Billy Joel "Piano Man", Elton John "Rocket Man", Whitesnake "Here We Go Again", Tom Petty "Saving Grace", Kansas "Dust In the Wind", Kenny Rogers "The Gambler", and also some Queen. I don't know maybe it's a change in my poker style along with preferences.

I'm about halfway done with Harrington on Hold 'Em quite simply it's AMAZING!!!! I would recommend it to anyone wishing to improve their MTT game, and it just kills TJ's and McEvoy's NLHE MTT book Championship NL and PLHE.

So it's a big poker weekend, hopefully I make like 100k and have a HUGE b-day celebration...ganbatte me.

Tonite was -164, so goal is ~11,400 I'll recalculate exactt value before bed.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

FT'd a 55 for $400 still ended up red 222 on the day though.

Goal at $11,369

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

+100 on the day after a long ass session. Pretty dissapointed in the 55 I had AA on a J 9 6 flop against only the BB caller. He bet I pushed insta called with KQ turn T good game me. Slightly dissapointing there. I ran over a couple tables in the 40k 109 but lost a HUGE race with AKdd against 22. Donked my chips in super tuesday, and turned a small profit 3 tabling 1/2 NL.

Goal at $11,147

Remaining Days: 88

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

-106 on the day, I cashed in the 109 40k guar, went busto in super monday, then played a lot of cash games. After like a 8 hour session I made what meager earnings I did.

11,248

Saturday, September 16, 2006

To update thursday night, I played super thursday, and 2k added 109 busting in both, then I FT'd a 33 for 7th and 528, and a 44 for 10th and 134 *sigh*, I still ended up red 58 due to damn cash games.

Friday night... went partying to this like ski house *I've no idea, but the party was sick and guy to girl ratio was like 2:1 compared to 20:1 frat houses*. Didn't play at all, and kept to my goals.

Saturday...I'm not sure if I'm going to play at all, I'm going out tonite again partying. I'm definately playing sunday million on party tomorrow though.

*Update* Got smahed on saturday night too just played monster qualifier for $50, and the freeroll to the montly 1,000,000 going on next saturday.

Sunday I woke up at like 2:30 with a hangover, and just ate junk food all day, because dining hall closed when I realized I wanted to eat. Sunday million started at 4:30 we barely got ITM at 7:30 where i busted. At least I finally took $300 from it though.

+135 over two days.

Goal at $11,142.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

After the horror of last night only a small portion of it continued today. I pretty much killed the cash tables at 1/2 making about $550 in little over 3 hours, but failed to money in a MTT. I played the $162 super tuesday, $109 40k guar., $22 40k guar, and $109 2k added. Most of which were terrible brutal beats, but at least I came out ahead at +$34.

goal at $11,277

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

The day of TILT... (this is also why if you have a gambling problem at all you shouldn't play poker) lol just as I was typing this http://www.pokerhand.org/?501587 I mean it' sjust a microcosm of my day. That hand pretty much sums up my day I don't even know what else to say... that and the fact my KK ran into AA on the bubble of Super Monday AJOIOFPWEJGPFJAggjabdoshzjo;xzasnvxcg Yeah I lost like $1,250 today I don't even know what happened...

Goal at $11,311...I mean I just need a day of rest. Obv i'll be back tomorrow though once i finish this session *sinister smile*

Monday, September 11, 2006

Sunday Major was Blah... I played great for the first hour and half, build my stack up, but got trapped with T/T with an overpair+gutshot he had QQ obv. For some reason I'm feeling a profitable day tomorrow. Until then...


-$352 on the day, goal at $10,111

Sunday, September 10, 2006

$77 multi table tournament I was felling REALLY confident in. I mean am I just cursed should I get another job? Couple other ones going, but I'm just cursed.

Seat 1: Async ( $8893 )
Seat 2: giorgio_1 ( $7634 )
Seat 3: bluechip2000 ( $1886 )
Seat 5: PatO610 ( $5026 )
Seat 6: iUpUrAcei ( $5643 )
Seat 7: Fonkey123 ( $6849 )
Seat 9: forAUBREYplz ( $12792 )
Seat 10: mrputter ( $2900 )
Seat 4: Buck_Fush_08 ( $4702 )
Trny:28528161 Level:4
Blinds(100/200)
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to Fonkey123 [ 5c 3h ]
mrputter folds.
Async folds.
giorgio_1 folds.
bluechip2000 folds.
Buck_Fush_08 calls [200].
PatO610 folds.
iUpUrAcei folds.
Fonkey123 calls [100].
forAUBREYplz folds.
** Dealing Flop ** [ 7c, 6c, 3s ]
Fonkey123 bets [422].
>You have options at Regular(823637) Table #12 Table!.
Buck_Fush_08 is all-In [4502]
Your time bank will be activated in 5 secs. If you do not want it to be used, please actnow.
Fonkey123 will be using his time bank for this hand.

ChilliWilly15: 53
ChilliWilly15: i want to call so badly
ChilliWilly15: pair or flush draw?
ChilliWilly15: I KNOWWW I’m GOOD OMOGDJFOISJFPIOWEJFWPJChilliWilly15: He's going to flip up two overs.

Fonkey123 calls [4080].
** Dealing Turn ** [ 7d ]
folded top pair pre flop whatatread layed 27 os yeeees ssavings.!!! :)
** Dealing River ** [ 6h ]
Fonkey123 shows [ 5c, 3h ] two pairs, sevens and sixes.
Buck_Fush_08 shows [ 8d, Ac ] two pairs, sevens and sixes.
Buck_Fush_08 wins 9604 chips from the main pot with two pairs, sevens and sixes with ace kicker.
Game #5139779709 starts.

Goal at $10,390 in 96 days ...

WOOOOO I TOOK DOWN A TOURNEY!!! 1ST PLACE CHOPPED IT UP!!! Obv only for 637 though lol...

$9,753 goal with 96 days to go. Will play sunday million tomorrow along with anothe rlong session.

Saturday, September 09, 2006

GG life http://www.pokerhand.org/?497419 I ran threw 2 buy ins at 1/2 NL after making a grand total of 57 cents so -399.43 so far... final 2 tabled a 55 and made a BAD call with top pair from BB against SB Q9 on 9 high flop then moneyed in a couple others. So essentially the good run from yesterday goes for naught.

Will play the 40k guar. 109, the 44 currently running, 33 and maybe another.

Friday, September 08, 2006

http://www.pokerhand.org/?496034 this hand just made me snap directly after I bubble ANOTHER 109 in 45th place as 40 money to some asshole calling all in pre with 55 and floppign a set... I mean I haven't snapped in like a year and half, but i just couldn't handle it.

Dealer: Sunday Million satellites are running 24/7 - check the lobby for your options to qualify and win big this Sunday!
Fonkey123:
are you XXXXing kidding me?
Fonkey123:
are you XXXXing kidding me?
Fonkey123:
are you XXXXing kidding?
Fonkey123:
jaklsdjf;saf
Fonkey123:
iabgojraigagrag
Fonkey123:
gergaegaegrae
Fonkey123:
XXXX you and all you XXXXing stand for
TPCHole5:
ru
Fonkey123:
i hope you die in a grase fire
Fonkey123:
that's after you watch your wife being raped by a black guy
Fonkey123:
and your children skinned alive
TPCHole5:
hope u have a great day
TPCHole5:
ok thats enough
Fonkey123:
s uck my f ucking d ick a sshole
Fonkey123:
and go to hell
Fonkey123:
great push on a draw
TPCHole5:
doesnt sound like u have one
Fonkey123:
okay than e at my f ucking p ussy
Fonkey123:
i don't even care
TPCHole5:
it stinks
Fonkey123:
how did you make it across streets?
Fonkey123:
and not get hit?
Fonkey123:
how did you even set up the internet?
Fonkey123:
how are you competent enough to breathe?
TPCHole5:
cause u were driving
Fonkey123:
beating you in a battle of wits is like beating stephen hawking in a screaming contest

Then the table broke up... I mean I can't handle this anymore

-480 on the night with a couple other tourneys coming up... but i'm completely crippled in the one after teh Q6 hand A:JSLKDFSA:LKFJLKDSFIOEWP UEPWOIGWOPJWIOFJIOW

Goal at 10,670 jesus fucking christ

Updates on the night. I finished 27th in a 109 for 200 or so, and then I FT'ed the 77 for 966 at busted at exactly 5 AM.

+758 on the day

Goal at $9432 with like 97 days to go. I plan on playing monster freeroll and saturday special tomorrow.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Conversation with the Man the Myth the Legend...

Due to his right to privacy I feel posting martine23's AIM screenname here is unethical due to the fact he would probably receive 100,000 stake me please IM's; however, I did speak with him through that media. I've gathered that he's living on an off campus apartment in state-college, and that the only games he even remembers playing are 4 years ago in east halls every wednesday... I will follow up this lead in the hopes of crushign some n00bs for easy cash, but I digress. He also stated that online poker has more money to be made than live, following in accordance with my supposition obviously disregarding the big 300/600 nl and 4k/8k mixed. I will speak with him again, and hope to worship the ground he walks on in an attempt to gain tutilege from the MML.

Tackling the Supers... I will be playing super thursday beginning at 9 pm on party poker a $162 buy in event, and see how that goes. This time I will try not to overthink any hands. Other events on the dockett include but are not limited to the 40k guar. 22 and 109. Results and KEY hands will be posted.

http://www.pokerhand.org/?494156
http://www.pokerhand.org/?494084
http://www.pokerhand.org/?494056

These are all from the Super Thursday Tournament. I got off to a sick start, then leveled out midway through and finally just bottomed out. With 10 bb's I checkraised a 965 flop with 88 and got called by QT I obv busted 201.

-$135 for MTT's on the night
Goal +10,190

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

In search of the man, the myth, the legend... So apparently the highest roller around campus goes by the online screen name of martine23 on pokerstars, and by the same alias on multiple other sites. As I was strolling along up east college avenue my sight was instantly drawn to a rather tall fellow wearing a black pokerstars.com tee-shirt (now I don't see many of these as fashion statements so I'm assuming he's an actual player), also with an iPod. He had dark hair, and was tanned, so I'm making the supposition he wasn't a fish, and actually played. My friend supplied me with a pic of the elusive martine23 at a cash game, and alas twas not him I saw.

Also going on today last night in the 40k guaranteed I met a kid from PSU main who was a freshman. Met up with him today in West Commons for dinner (blows every other commons away), seems like a cool kid will play again with him shortly, and also search for a live game at the Penn State University.

Winnings/ Losses Today= -55
Goal= +10,055

As an online poker player, I felt it would be in my best interest to create a blog that chronicled my journeys through the depths of the online poker rooms. The ideal goal in my mind is making $10,000 dollars in 100 days to essentially pay off my full tuition. I'm a full time student at Penn State University- University Park with a major in Political Science.